The Donald's New Defense: Stop This or Women Will Start Accusing "Incompetent" Obama

Mmkay...All I needed was some straight talk. Thanks, Trump, now I know you're innocent!

How can these women say what they're saying? Everything you know
about me says I'm a teddy bear, right?

Hey, Donald, you had me at Carlos Slim. But this new argument, well, it just makes sense!

Holy crap. Stay classy, Trump.