Fox News: Our Sexual Harassment Is Fair and Balanced!

Okay, maybe it isn't. But it could be if we could talk our ladies into trying to have sex with us men!

Bill O'Reilly: "Loofah sex isn't rough sex, is it? Besides, I only suggested it!"

It's so reassuring to realize that if I ever get close to working for Fox News, I'd have all my sexual peccadilloes paid for, too!

Fox News settled a sexual harassment case involving anchor Bill O’Reilly in the days following Roger Ailes’ departure from the network last summer, several news outlets reported. 

Juliet Huddy, a former Fox on-air personality, alleged that O’Reilly “pursued a sexual relationship with her” in 2011, according to a letter from her lawyers obtained by The New York Times. Lawnewz.com first reported the settlement Monday.

“When she rebuffed his advances, he tried to derail her career,” the letter said. “He invited her to his house on Long Island, tried to kiss her, took her to dinner and the theater, and after asking her to return a key to his hotel room, appeared at the door in his boxer shorts.”

A second top network figure, Fox News co-president Jack Abernethy, also reportedly sought retaliation against Huddy for not wanting a personal relationship with him.

Cool. She's so hot two Fox guys were after her. You'd think she'd love all the (unwanted) attention. Some women you can't please, no matter how badly you treat them. Closet liberal!

Correction. The loofah thing was another woman, Andrea Mackris, also a Fox News associate. With this one, it appears that O'Reilly settled the thing on his own, but quick. Do check out this report, though some of what came out at trial was DISTURBING.